Kids say the darnedest things, don’t they…
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Me: Can you wait a second?
EE: One!
Me: UGH! Okay…I need 180 seconds.
{I stop take a breath and think that I actually have 3 minutes to gather my next thought. HA!}
**** 30ish seconds elapse****
EE: Time’s up!
Me: What? No way! You did not count out 180 seconds.
EE: Yes I did…I counted by 10s.
Me: UGH!
EE: You never specified that I had to count by ones.
EE: I’ll try.
Me: I’ll channel Yoda. Do or Do Not. There is no try.
EE: I’ll channel Yoda too Mom. Yes or No…there is no maybe.
Me: Hey don’t let me forget your prescription.
EE: Sure ’cause I have Dorie’s (Nemo) memory. Right.
ece: You may not have a happy meal if you want 10 nuggets. Ten nuggets do not come in a Happy Meal.
ss: Fine. I won’t have a Happy Meal. I am hungry. I want 10 nuggets.
Ece: Great. 10 nuggets it is.
ss (While later eating aforementioned nuggets): Mom, if 6 nuggets is happy, then I guess ten is sad. I am having a sad meal.
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Me: Can you wait a second?
EE: One!
Me: UGH! Okay…I need 180 seconds.
{I stop take a breath and think that I actually have 3 minutes to gather my next thought. HA!}
**** 30ish seconds elapse****
EE: Time’s up!
Me: What? No way! You did not count out 180 seconds.
EE: Yes I did…I counted by 10s.
Me: UGH!
EE: You never specified that I had to count by ones.
EE: I’ll try.
Me: I’ll channel Yoda. Do or Do Not. There is no try.
EE: I’ll channel Yoda too Mom. Yes or No…there is no maybe.
Me: Hey don’t let me forget your prescription.
EE: Sure ’cause I have Dorie’s (Nemo) memory. Right.
ece: You may not have a happy meal if you want 10 nuggets. Ten nuggets do not come in a Happy Meal.
ss: Fine. I won’t have a Happy Meal. I am hungry. I want 10 nuggets.
Ece: Great. 10 nuggets it is.
ss (While later eating aforementioned nuggets): Mom, if 6 nuggets is happy, then I guess ten is sad. I am having a sad meal.